Monday 28 October 2019

Kept You Waiting, Huh

So it's been a while.

Turns out, getting a real job leaves a lot less time to do fun things like take pictures.

Fortunately, I managed to get out this weekend to a rose garden.

I took my massive bazooka 645 film camera, and my 5Dmk3 with an adapter to use with a Yashica 55mm macro lens from about 1970, if I had to guess. Needless to say, the pictures aren't exactly the sharpest things in the world, and the adapter is pretty janky, to the point where you don't even need to press the button for it to twist off.

Not exactly ideal when you're trying to turn the focus ring (not really a focus ring on this lens, more of a ratio selector) or change aperture.

Anyway, I came away with a few decent pictures.

I think the two types of photography that interest me the most are insanely close-up macro, and insane telephoto wildlife shots.

The telephoto lenses go for 5 grand at the lowest end, and I have a free macro lens.  Guess which one I'm 'into.'


These look a lot better on smaller screens with higher pixel density, because like I said before, they're not the sharpest things in the world. I wasn't allowed to use a tripod in the park either, so these are all handheld.

I can't remember what settings I was using, but focusing macro is a nightmare, the focal plane is so narrow that you (see: people who are bad at photography like me) have to use as narrow an aperture as possible to get as much in focus as possible. This means less light, which means either a lower shutter speed, or a higher ISO.

Combine these problems with the fact that all the plants were blowing around, and cutting the roses is frowned upon, making the entire endeavour quite tricky.

P.S. You know all those cool insect macro shots you see where every single detail is immaculate? All those insects have been killed and posed. The photographer then takes a bajillion pictures moving the focal plane along the length of the insect, then stitches them together. Stacking the pics like this ensures the entire length (or however much the artist wants) of the insect is in focus.  Not my cup of tea, really.


One of the cool things about going to a rose garden is the sheer number of varieties.

I had assumed that Summer would be the time to go flower peeking, but the park was full of visitors.  They were hosting some kind of chorus/band type event thing and there were tons of blooms.

I was even tempted to try growing a rose in my hydroponics setup... But I thought better of it.

What I did buy though, it a fungus branch. It's a bough that's been seeded with mushroom spores.  They're edible, so hopefully in about 2 weeks we'll see what's for dinner!


Through sheer tenacity and relentless button pressing, you can sometimes fall into an opportunity.

Like, for example, when a bee lands on a flower in just such a way that allows you to take a picture that isn't totally balls.

This is about 1:2 magnification, probably as high as it'll go and in direct sunlight. I can't think that there would be any other way that it would be this sharp (look, I know it's not sharp, but it's relatively sharp).


So we're coming onto the pictures I'm most proud of.

I'm not sure that there isn't some information missing in the whites in this one, but I really like the spiral leading into the centre of the image.

Sometimes you just have to roll with what you've got, right?

And now, onto my two favourite pictures.

I can't decide which one I like more. They're both excellent (in my opinion) for completely different reasons.

The first one is busy.  There's pollen everywhere, the colours are deep and contrasty, and the shapes are all over the place. This feels to me like the bud burst open and the flower was just there, exposed to the elements.


This one feels like a soap advertisment.  Where the petals are gently unfolding, slowly growing outwards.  The amazing thing to me is that they're both roses, but everything from the shape to the smell (you'll have to trust me on this one) were completely different.

So, these are the pictures from the weekend.

Not sure what the next photography outing will be, but I'm all in on macro at the moment. It's just such an interesting thing, seeing tiny stuff all big like.

Saturday 24 August 2019

What's All This Then?

So it turns out, not having the internet makes it difficult to write things and upload them onto a blog.

Turns, out, just because Japan is tiny and has a massive supply of people sitting around doing nothing in the public sector, doesn't mean getting internet hooked up is quick or easy.

As such, it's taken two months to get internet hooked up to the new house.

Oh, I moved house by the way.

Unfortunately, the new flat is utter garbage for a thousand different reasons. There's no sunlight, which (I've heard) makes growing plants difficult. The drains stink to high shit, quite literally, and the landlord told us to get fucked when we asked to have them fix it. The superfast internet I was sold on (one of the reasons I OK'ed this flat) is 10 meg. Running at less than 8. I get 800kb/s down. Turns out 1080p youtube doesn't work on such a slow connection. Turns out, 2 people watching 720p youtube doesn't work either.

Also our neighbours suck ass and this move is easily the worst decision I've ever made in my life. With the prohibitive cost of moving (for some reason the government doesn't want people moving here, so they allow the moving companies, real estate agents, landowners et. al to gouge the population. Eg. Moving out of the old house cost 6 months rent.  That's before the price of moving INTO the new place gets taken into consideration, or the price of moving vans (the wife wouldn't let us rent a van) or utilities reconnection etc. I've been told by the wife that we're not allowed to move for at least 6 years.

So my options are never come home, never be at home, or suicide.

As such, I've been doing tons of overtime at my job, and spending all day fishing.

Today though, there is a fireworks festival on the river I fish on, so I don't think the fish will be biting, and I don't think there would be any space for me even if they were.  As such, I decided to update the blog and upload a couple of pictures I took.

These are actually incredibly blurry. Not because they're particularly out of focus, or because the shutter speed was too high, but the lens is probably close to 40 years old, and it's using a JANKY adapter I bought off some dodgy chinese website. Regardless, if you look at these on a small enough screen they look alright.

I quite like the black background too.


I know everyone loves spiders, so here's another one.  I took one a few years ago that looked positively deadly, with red and yellow all over.

This guy looks a lot calmer, although I wouldn't want to meet him if he were scaled up to the size of my screen.  It looks pretty gnarly at this size.


Oh, duh. I just figured out why the government doesn't want people moving house. It's because the politicians are the landowners and landlords. Duh.

Tuesday 4 June 2019

STRAWBERRIES

So it's been a crazy month or so.

First of all, I finished school.  This led me to job hunting, studying, and doing not much else.

The plan was to find a job and then find a new place to live.

After a few weeks of searching I found a job.  I'm making choose your own adventure style games (they have less freedom than that, but the same principle) for mobile phones.

The first game I've worked on is being checked over by the production team, and after feedback I'll fix it up and hopefully it'll be ready for release.

In the meantime we have started house hunting.

The market is fierce here, as you might expect of a city of 25 million people.

We found an awesome place that was within budget, was within commuting distance for both of us, and was first floor in a small apartment complex, so it even had a garden.  Frankly, beyond all expectations.

I was refreshing the page every few minutes on the train to the real estate agents, because we've had a few cases where we've found a place, sent a link across and had it be taken before we've even managed to look at it properly.

I joked that there must be a reason that it was so cheap (i.e. Within our budget) with everything going for it.

Turns out - I was right.  There was a reason.

The owner is a psychopath who demands quarterly inspections of the property.

Apparently they were supervised inspections, meaning we would be there the whole time, but would you trust someone like that to not just let themselves in and wander around whenever you weren't there?  Someone with that much time, with such a dark soul (might be projecting about the dark soul part, but it was such a nice looking place that I'll forever be annoyed at the bastard) probably has spy cameras set up around the place to do his weird perving.  Bastard.

Anyway, we stayed on at the real estate agents to search for other places nearby, and for once they weren't completely shit.  Our guy found us four places that fit the bill, and we checked them all over that day.

The first was an honest to goodness house.  Something I never thought I would be able to live in, while here in Japan.  It was obviously tiny, with a living/dining area, small square kitchen and three upstairs bedrooms.  One of the bedroom is for us, the other is for all our crap/guest room and the last one is my one selfish desire from this whole moving thing - I was a room to call my own.  Colloquially known as a man-cave, I prefer the term 'home office.'

Anyway, it was yet to be cleaned and the bathroom was in a dingy state.  This put the misses off, and the walk to the station put me off a bit.  It did have a patch of land at the front (a few square metres at most) that they called a garden, but it wasn't enough to tip the scales.  The back had a thin strip of land that I could have grown something along, but it was off-limits for some reason.

Way, way more than I was ever expecting to live in - but with problems.

The next house was essentially a brand new apartment, with brand new fittings and features that made it by far and away the most presentable house I've ever seen in a showing situation.  It was showroom quality.  It even had a pull-out dishwasher built into the cupboards in the kitchen, which is something you just don't see here.  Every wall was shelves hidden behind posh sliding doors and fancy cupboards with push-button doors were everywhere.  It even had a bath with a Jacuzzi mode.  Internally it was perfect.

Externally, I had a few concerns.  It was part of an enormous dystopian complex in the middle of the town, home to probably a thousand people (there were easily 250 apartments in this place).  All of them were young families.  The flat was on the second or third floor.  It was difficult to tell, but the south facing balcony didn't look like it would get any sunlight in summer, due to the sheer height of the building and the overhang from the building above.  The back rooms were utterly dark.  The walkway that connects all the front doors to all the apartments was at the front of the apartment, where the bedrooms were.  Not ideal, considering it was all families who would be up at god knows what time on a Sunday running around and being annoying, right next to the bedrooms.  The reason those rooms were so dark is because the windows were obviously heavily shielded from prying eyes.

If you could transplant this apartment and put it almost anywhere else, it would have been the perfect place.  Rent would have probably also been four times more.

At this point we hadn't seen all the places, so we didn't have much to compare to, but there were a couple of problems with each.

House number three was a fair amount older, but allowed cats.  The vast majority of places in Japan don't allow pets for obvious reasons.  The ones that do are much more expensive, again for obvious reasons.  This meant that for the same money we would get less apartment, but would get a cat or two.

(I really want a cat)

But there was just something a little bit off about the place, and I wasn't really thrilled with it.  I can't describe it, but luckily the wife felt the same way so we passed that one over.

At this point, we've been looking at pieces of paper with flats on them, and walking around to a few places for around 6 hours.

We went back to the estate agents to mull over our choices, and see if the last of our shortlisted options was view able.

Turns out it was, so we piled into the car again and drove to see it.

This is an odd thing to be enthused about when talking about a house, but it I absolutely love how weird the shape and layout are.  It is truly bizarre.  The living/dining area is square.  The spare room is square (and styled in the traditional Japanese manner, with tatami floors and sliding Japanese paper doors, IN FRONT OF GLASS WINDOWS?!?!) but only half as long.  Every other room in the house is triangular, or has weird lumpy squares poking out.  It has three verandas.  Admittedly, one is barely a sliver, designed to hold an external air-con unit, but still large enough to hold some pots and plants.  (Accessed by climbing out of a window.)

It's on the second floor, and is an eight minute walk to the station according to google, which makes it about 5 or 6 minutes for humans.  The station is thirty minutes to work for both of us, and isn't the most insanely busy line - although rush hour everywhere here is bad.

It's situated at the top of a hill, so even though we're low-down in the building, you can see the sky from all the windows, and the surroundings are farms and greenery.  Generally much more pleasant than some of the other places.

It also has a front doorsman who can take in any parcels and packages and whatnot that are delivered during the day.  Weird.

As you can probably tell, this is my favourite place so far.

The downsides are twofold.  Firstly, it sits along a back entrance to the apartment complex (unlike some of the other places, there aren't that many flats, so there aren't that many people, and being a corner unit means we would be right on the end so less foot-traffic in front of the door) with the route passing in front of one of the bedrooms.  As such, a strong set of curtains and some kind of plant barrier will be needed to make that room voyeur-proof.  I would make that room my 'home office.'

The other downside is the initial move-in price.  Since the end of the war Japanese housing has tons of fees and codified bribes that are seemingly designed to stop people moving house often.  Why you would want to stop people doing that is beyond me, but I'm not an economist so who knows.  This place is particularly egregious on that front.

We have one more place to look at, and then we can make a decision about which to choose.  So far it's looking like the corner place - but never count your chickens.

In other news, the strawberry plants are really picking up pace.  This was todays haul.  There are four different varieties in the planter, and interestingly the plant that produced the enormous strawberry in the middle isn't throwing off any arms for me to grow new plants.  The others are throwing out baby plants left right and centre and despite their bizarre shape, are easily the best tasting ones.


Look at the size of this!

I'm interested to see how long they fruit for considering this is their second and potentially most prolific year.  I've already started growing more baby plants in pots in anticipation of moving, so hopefully I can get even more next year.  We'll see.

Sunday 28 April 2019

The Wholesale Dream

So one of the problems with living in Japan, is the chronic lack of choice when visiting supermarkets and whatnot.

In moderately sized supermarkets you might get a couple of choices for each of the staples, then beyond that you're unlikely to find exotics like lasagna, or cheeses beside cheddar.

(Obviously nowhere has marmite.)

But a leaflet came in the post the other day (apparently they do work) advertising a local wholesaler.  Normally you'd need a business to be allowed entry, but those living within a certain radius are allowed in on Saturdays.

So we went down and had a look around.  The prices were at least as good as the cheapest local supermarket, with some stuff like meats being quite a lot cheaper.  Frozen food ended up being up to 30% cheaper, which is good.

But prices aside, this place was great for two reasons.  You can buy 5kg bags of pasta.  It cost about 7 quid, so we bought one of those.

The other thing was variety.

I always assumed there was never any variety in Japanese supermarkets because there was no local demand, but this place had at least 15 different types of cheese.  If no one is buying it, why is it there?  Clearly someone wants it.

It's still fairly expensive, but you can also buy these cheeses in 1kg+ bags.  Amazing.  That's at least a weekends worth.  We didn't buy any of these this time around though, maybe next time.

There were breaded chicken breasts, pies, gravy's, waffles - all things you'd never see within 500 miles of a normal supermarket.  If I can find a chicken kevin, oven chips, a whole chicken or a steak and ale pie, I'll be set for the next 10 years at least.  I'm not a complicated person!

Some of the other highlights were 20kg bags of flour, kegs and legs of ham.

Unfortunately, no pictures allowed, but imagine willy wonkers factory with more pallets and forklifts.

Wednesday 27 March 2019

End of School

So I'm finally done with school.

I'd have preferred staying on until the end of next term, but I ran out of money.  Alas, the next JLPT exam is in June/July (somewhere around there) so I've got a while until I can try again.

In the meantime, I'm continuing to study and look for work.  Considering how expensive everything here in Japan is, the money problem comes first.  As such, I've been taking on jobs wherever I can find them.  The only bummer is that I can't find anything permanent.

Of the three jobs I've done this month, only one lasted for more than one day.  It was also the worst paying of the three.

Sigh

I've been applying for more permanent jobs, and I've been trying to keep busy in other ways.  We'll see how long it takes me to get cabin fever.

Considering where I am, I shouldn't be getting my hopes up, but I can't help but think of the stuff I'd like to buy and do if I got a job.  I'd go to a sushi place.  I'd buy a new PC.  I'd go somewhere other than this house or my old school for the first time in a year.  I'd take some photographs again.

Oh well.  I'll start thinking about doing something interesting if I find a job that pays well enough.

In the meantime, I'll keep studying.

Tuesday 12 February 2019

Working

So while I've been primarily studying for the past year, I've also been goofing off to do some 'work.'

This has involved everything from writing to visiting a tourist area in the south.

While it has become clear that I will never be a linguistically agile person, what with it taking so long to learn Japanese, I've found that I'm decent enough at dropping in and out of a variety of situations to do a variety of jobs.

I'm coming to the end of my language learning, having spent the last of my saved money on this terms tuition.  With that, my options are basically as follows:

Sponge
Mooch
Work

I don't really have it in me to sponge any more than I already have been.

I don't really know what mooch means.

I guess that leaves work.

So the next question is, where to work?  I still don't have the necessary language qualifications to work full-time at a 'real,' company, so it's probably going to be a part-time job somewhere.  If you will indulge me patronising the reader a little, if you are under 50 or so years old, you might misunderstand the term part-time here.

It used to mean fewer than X hours a week (depending on country, somewhere around 25 hours a week).

Part-time now means a job that pays terribly, has zero benefits (health insurance, pension, etc) and can be any number of hours a week.  To put this in perspective, I was a part-timer while I was teaching, because I was paid for X number of hours despite working much longer.

At this point you're wondering what on earth I'm talking about and why I've written this confusing screed against the current state of employment law around the developed world.

Don't worry about it.

This post is entirely for me, reminding myself why I quit my previous job and am working to improve myself.  Everyone has to write something like from time to time.

Saturday 19 January 2019

2018 in Review

So it's still January, which means I am still able, legally speaking, to make a top ten list for last year.

The problem is that I didn't buy, do, make, watch or play ten things last year.

Because of that I'll have to rank everything together.  That's why none of this makes sense.

10.

The Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra

My school offers free tickets to the philharmonic for some reason (you're practically losing money if you don't take them!) so I was able to see one of their performances last year.

Despite not knowing a damned thing about music, I enjoyed it.  I have no idea what was played or who was playing it, but there's something great about listening to live music in a concert hall.

9.

Marmite

This year I didn't get as much marmite in the mail as I have in past years.  This led me to rationing it out, but also using it in as many different places as possible to avoid just toasting it all away.

It turns out you can use marmite in almost anything.  Truly the most versatile condiment.

8.

Pineapples

2018 was the year that I learned you can take the top off a normal pineapple and grow it into a brand new pineapple.

It takes about 4 years for them to grow big enough to bear fruit, but the ones I have now have rooted, are growing (albeit slowly) and will hopefully survive the Winter.

7.

Chocolate

Chocolate is great.

6.

Tea

I've been drinking way more tea this year.  It's very good.  Much better than coffee, although about once every three months I will partake of the devils bean.

5.

Japanese

I hate Japanese.  It is the worst language ever, will never ever make sense and I doubt I will ever really understand much of anything.

But being able to sometimes (15% of the time) read an ad on the underground is sometimes cool.  I've also spent almost all my 2018 free time trying to learn.  Every time I think I'm progressing I come across something that may as well be written in windings for all the sense it makes.  When I come across something too advanced for me I have to confirm that it is, in fact, written in Japanese.

4.

A bedside table I made

We needed somewhere to put all our crap (phones, chargers, etc) so I made a bedside table.  I'm not going to take a picture and put it here because I'm not going to take a picture of my bedroom and upload it to the internet.  That's just weird.

3.

HSBC

I've not been able to buy anything online for 9 months because HSBC fraud protection stops me buying anything online, from a Japanese IP address, with a UK card.

Wankers.

The entire point of the internet is to be free and open, available to anyone, anywhere.  It's pretty easy to spot fraud - if I was buying 5,000USD worth of google play cards with an american card and having them delivered to Russia or China, that's a fraudster doing fraud stuff.

If I'm buying 15 quids worth of cider with a UK card and shipping it to Japan, TO AN ADDRESS THAT'S ATTACHED TO THE CARD AND IS KNOWN TO THE BANK, that's not fraud.

Not difficult guys, come on.

2.

Jurassic World Evolution

One of my friends worked on this game, so I like it.  You can also watch dinosaurs eat people, which is always pretty fun.

If HSBC ever pull their heads out of their collective asses, I'll even buy it.

Fuck you HSBC.

1.

Fishing

I've had very little time to go out and do fun things this year.  I've read very few books, taken very few photographs, made very few things.

I've been fishing a few times though, and even caught a few fish.  Fishing is fun.




So now the year has been listed and categorised appropriately, here are some aims for the upcoming year that is almost 1/12th finished already.

1.  Get a job
2.  Save money

Far future (never going to happen):

1.  Get a cat
2.  Get a fishtank
3.  Get a study to put the cat and fishtank in