Sitting here, wondering what to do.
I think I will write up a flow-chart on how to spot an Englishman.
The first line will be: Are they wearing a football shirt? Yes -English No -Are they wearing crass gold jewellery all over their bodies? Yes -English No -Are they covered in hideous tattoos? Yes -English No -See the first question.
you need visio flow/decision charting software!
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