I have come around on socks.
And also pants.
So in order for mortals to buy each other Christmas presents there has a to be a well defined price bracket, which in turn means there are restrictions on what can and cannot be purchased for one another. I cannot, for example, request a jet fighter for Christmas.
Well, I can request all I want.
The point is that socks and pants are lame. Clothes are pretty poor Christmas presents, and pants and socks are objectively the worst clothes, so they are super lame.
But you know what's worse than socks? Buying socks. Who wants to do that? It's one of the worst chores out there. If someone could somehow invent a machine that connects to a global system of other machines that humans could interact with in order to remotely buy such items it would alleviate some of the hassle, but it's still terrible.
And because I cannot request jet fighters for Christmas I need a reasonable present idea that can be acquired by anyone.
As such, with a heavy heart, I must declare socks and pants a good go-to Christmas present.
A jet fighter would be cool, too.
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